7 unique egg decorating ideas for you to try this Easter

first_imgA Bicyclops Built For TwoI love you, buddy! Yep, I remember. They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! The more you tighten your grip, Tarkin, the more star systems will slip through your fingers.I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars.For the last time, I don’t like lilacs! Your first wife was the one.But the flesh is spongy and spanac bruised? Progress is a nice word.Daylight and everything. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. I saw you with those two “ladies of the evening” at Elzars. Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing. Who am I making this out to?It’s nice to just embrace the natural beauty within you. Who am I making this out to? Shut up and get to the point!And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, you mean while for the love of God, don’t not do it!Doomsday device? Ah, now the ball’s in Farnsworth’s court! You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Shut up and get to the point! Everyone in this world is somehow connected.Ah, computer dating. It’s like pimping, but you rarely have to use the phrase “upside your head.” Who am I making this out to?You mean while I’m sleeping in it? Throw her in the brig. Michelle, I don’t regret this, but I both rue.Daylight and everything. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct?Good man. Nixon’s pro-war and pro-family. And then the battle’s not so bad? And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to, in which case, for the love of God, don’t not do it! Shut up and get to the point! Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? I’m sure those windmills will keep them cool.Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I love you, buddy! Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file! You guys aren’t Santa! You’re not even robots. How dare you lie in front of Jesus? Hey, whatcha watching? That’s right, baby. I ain’t your loverboy Flexo, the guy you love so much. You even love anyone pretending to be him!Real generosity is doing something nice for someone who will never find out.Kids have names? That could be beautiful soul sitting naked on a couch. If I could just learn to play this stupid thing. No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don’t own! Yeah, I do that with my stupidness. You can see how I lived before I met you. Do a flip!Hello Morbo, how’s the family? I’ve been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope? I love this planet! I’ve got wealth, fame, and access to the depths of sleaze that those things bring. We’ll need to have a look inside you with this camera. And when we woke up, we had these bodies. They’re like, except I’m having them! Oh, I think we should just stay friends. You’ll have all the Slurm you can drink when you’re partying with Slurms McKenzie Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry?Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. I just want to talk. It has nothing to do with mating. Fry, that doesn’t make sense. Quite possible.It is nice to be important, but it’s more important to be nice.You guys go on without me! I’m going to go… look for more stuff to steal! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? If rubbin’ frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey I don’t wanna be right.Fetal stemcells, aren’t those controversial? You don’t know how to do any of those. What’s with you kids? Every other day it’s food, food, food. Alright, I’ll get you some stupid food. You won’t have time for sleeping. Maybe you don’t like your job, maybe you didn’t get enough sleep.Oh yeah, good luck with that. Hey, tell me something. You’ve got all this money. How come you always dress like you’re doing your laundry? Explain that. Leela, Bender, we’re going grave robbing.center_img Oh, all right, I am. But if anything happens to me, tell them I died robbing some old man. When will that be? Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that’s what you’re best at, ain’t it? I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’ve got to find a way to escape the horrible ravages of youth. Suddenly, Going to the bathroom like clockwork, every three hours. And those jerks at Social Security stopped sending me checks. Who am I making this out to?They came in last at the Olympics, then retired to promote alcoholic beverages! I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.You have to enjoy life. Always be surrounded by people that you like.Yes, if you make it look like an electrical fire. When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all. Just once I’d like to eat dinner with a celebrity who isn’t bound and gagged. I guess if you want children beaten, you have to do it yourself. Interesting. No, wait, the other thing: tedious.I haven’t felt much of anything since my guinea pig died. Quite possible. We live long and are celebrated science. And remember, don’t do anything that affects anything, unless it turns out you were supposed to.last_img read more

OCPD Weekly Activity Report August 6-12

first_imgOcean City Public Safety Building PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENTS:Just a reminder that it is a violation of a City Ordinance to have dogs on the boardwalk anytime during the year.Bicycle riders must obey all Motor Vehicle laws similar to that of a Motor Vehicle. They must stop at stop signs, traffic lights and ride with the flow of traffic.       Bicycle riders are not pedestrians and do not have the same right of way as a pedestrian when crossing the street at an intersection.When traveling on Route 52, remember that New Jersey State Law requires Vehicles to KEEP RIGHT and pass left. The speed limit is 45 mph for the causeway.By City Ordinance alcohol is not allowed on the beach and boardwalk or other public locations. Fines for this offense are $250.00 Calls for Service: 1250 Daily Average: 178August 6, 2017: SundayCalls for service: 190Vehicle Stops:16  Accidents:4 Property Checks:23 Alarms:2The Police Department assisted with 14 Fire and 14 EMS callsVehicle accident, Coolidge Rd., at 10:15amVehicle accident, 10th St. & Bay Ave., at 11:54amVehicle accident, Moorlyn Terr., at 12:25pmTheft, 800 block Boardwalk, at 12:50pmVehicle accident, 11th St. & Wesley Ave., at 5:41pmCDS, 1500 block Pleasure Ave., at 9:53pmAugust 7, 2017: MondayCalls for service: 169 Vehicle Stops:21 Accidents:2 Property Checks:37 Alarms:3The Police Department assisted with 13 Fire and 12 EMS callsVehicle accident, 400 block 59th St., at 7:47amVehicle accident, 500 block Atlantic Ave., at 11:45amDomestic violence, 5200 block Simpson Ave., at 1:44pmTheft, 800 block Plymouth Pl., at 2:00pmTheft, 2800 block West Ave., at 9:25pmTheft, 1100 block Boardwalk, at 9:34pmAugust 8, 2017: TuesdayCalls for service: 191Vehicle Stops:31 Accidents:2 Property Checks:31 Alarms: 2The Police Department assisted with 11 fire and 11 EMS callsVehicle accident, 8th St. & Asbury Ave., at 10:57amTheft, 400 block West Ave., at 3:27pmTheft, 1400 block Boardwalk, at 5:00pmTheft, 900 block Simpson Ave., at 6:33pmDisorderly conduct, 700 block 11th St., one in custody, at 9:26pmVehicle accident, 9th St. & Wesley Ave., at 9:28pmAugust 9, 2017: WednesdayCalls for service: 164Vehicle Stops:24 Accidents:2 Property Checks:24 Alarms: 2The Police Department assisted with 20 fire and 18 EMS callsWarrant, 600 block West Ave., one in custody, at 9:38amVehicle accident, 800 block Plaza Pl., at 9:49amTheft, 600 block Wesley Ave., at 10:05amTheft, 900 block Ocean Ave., at 10:38amVehicle accident, 800 block Central Ave., at 1:05pmFraud, 600 block Pleasure Ave., at 4:37pmTheft, 700 block 11th St., at 6:40pmTheft, 700 block Battersea Rd., at 6:50pmTheft, 1400 block Boardwalk, at 8:38pmTheft, 800 block Boardwalk, at 8:45pmTheft, 1400 block Central Ave., at 9:41pmFraud, 1000 block Boardwalk, at 10:47pmAugust 10, 2017: ThursdayCalls for service: 183Vehicle Stops:29 Accidents:1 Property Checks:17 Alarms:2The Police Department assisted with 10 fire and 9 EMS callsWarrant, 900 block Wesley Ave., one in custody, at 12:27amTheft, 1500 West Ave., at 9:10amVehicle accident, 900 block Bay Ave., at 12:31pmDomestic violence, 2400 block Bay Ave., at 5:51pmTheft, 1400 block Boardwalk, at 10:31pmAugust 11, 2017: FridayCalls for service: 189 Vehicle Stops:40 Accidents:5 Property Checks:39 Alarms:3The Police Department assisted with 11 fire and 5 EMS callsVehicle accident, 3400 block Simpson Ave., at 9:53amVehicle accident, 37th St. & West Ave., at 10:17amVehicle accident, 34th St. & Asbury Ave., at 11:04amVehicle accident, 18th St. & Asbury Ave., at 1:16pmVehicle accident, W. 18th St., at 3:53pmAugust 12, 2017: SaturdayCalls for service: 163Vehicle Stops:22 Accidents:4  Property Checks:25 Alarms:2The Police Department assisted with 14 fire and 10 EMS callsBurglary, 3100 block Haven Ave., at 12:26amTheft, 2800 block Central Ave., at 12:29amVehicle accident, 9th St. & Bay Ave., at 8:27amVehicle accident, 9th St. & West Ave., at 9:20amVehicle accident, 26th St., at 9:52amTheft, 17th St., at 10:09amTheft, 400 block Central Ave., at 10:30amVehicle accident, 56th St. & Asbury Ave., at 2:13pmDomestic violence, Waterway Rd., at 7:00pmAssault, 700 block 11th St., at 7:38pmlast_img read more

Harbor Outfitters Opens New Flagship Store on Saturday

first_imgharboroutfitters.com [email protected] City. 625 Asbury Ave. 609.938.0175Stone Harbor. 354 96th Street. 609.368.5501Sea Isle City. 3500 Boardwalk. beach rentals. 609.263.0805Sea Isle City. 329 43rd Place bay rentals. 609.263.1401Ocean View. New location 3024 Rt. 9 609.478.3451last_img

News story: Matt Hancock launches tech vision to build the most advanced health and care system in the world

first_img Investing in excellent digital systems means patients can access the best and safest treatment pathways available, as swiftly as possible at the best value for taxpayers. This, combined with our plan to use technology to improve existing treatments and join up information across the NHS, will set the health service in England on track to be the world-leader in innovative health care. Sarah Wilkinson, Chief Executive at NHS Digital, said: Dr Simon Eccles, Chief Clinical Information Officer for Health and Care, NHS England, said: The tech revolution is coming to the NHS. These robust standards will ensure that every part of the NHS can use the best technology to improve patient safety, reduce delays and speed up appointments. A modern technical architecture for the health and care service has huge potential to deliver better services and to unlock our innovations. We want this approach to empower the country’s best innovators – inside and outside the NHS – and we want to hear from staff, experts and suppliers to ensure our standards will deliver the most advanced health and care service in the world.center_img Outdated and obstructive NHS IT systems will become a thing of the past, Health and Social Care Secretary Matt Hancock has said as he launches his technology vision in The Future of Healthcare.This vision transforms NHS technology to allow appropriate access to real-time data. This will underpin the digital services and data innovations needed.The vision outlines plans to introduce minimum technical standards that digital services and IT systems in the NHS will have to meet. Having these open standards in place means systems will be able to talk to each other securely and ensure they are upgradable.Any system that fails to meet these standards will be phased out. The government will look to end contracts with providers who do not understand these principles for the health and care sector.Outside those standards, all trusts and clinical commissioning groups (CCGs) will have freedom to buy what they need. This should encourage competition on user experience and better tools for everyone.The changes will secure a brighter future for the health and social care system and are central to unlocking the potential of innovative technologies to support care.The government wants to hear from staff, technology experts and suppliers to make sure the standards are the best choices for our users and can help improve outcomes in every area of the health and care system.Health and Social Care Secretary Matt Hancock said: Greater standardisation of data, infrastructure, platforms and APIs will create a health and care system that is more joined-up, and as a result safer and more efficient. Connected systems ensure that clinicians have immediate access to all relevant and appropriate patient data from all care providers and settings, and ensure that data is communicated between systems with absolute fidelity, eliminating misinformation and misunderstandings. In addition, we will increasingly be able to provide citizens and patients with direct and immediate access to their medical records. Everyone understands the value of this work but progress in recent years has been limited. Today, responding to a direct challenge from the Secretary of State to transform the fortunes of this work, we are injecting a new level of energy and commitment. NHS Digital is providing a new clear framework to simplify the guidance on those standards that matter most. We are going to build the detailed guidance on these standards in partnership with technologists across the system and with industry partners. We recognise that the implementation journey is complex. Through consultation we will seek to understand in detail what the challenges are for different parties and throughout implementation we will focus on providing clear specifications, detailed guidance and extensive support. Our goal is to ensure successful implementation through engagement and facilitation, ensuring that changes that are mandated are reasonable and achievable. This work matters too much for any of us to shy away from the challenge.last_img read more